Farhan : O gün biz "insan davranışı" konusunda bir ders aldık ; arkadaşın başarısızsa, sen kötü hissediyorsun. Arkadaşın zirvedeyse, sen daha kötü hissediyorsun.
Farhan'ın babası: O alçak Rancho aklını karıştırıyor senin!
Farhan: Ben mühendislikten hoşlanmıyorum. Korkunç kötü bir mühendis olurum. Rancho'nun basit bir inancı var - Tutkunu mesleğin yapmalısın. Sonra işin oyun olur.
Farhan'ın babası: Ormanda ne kazanacaksın?
Farhan: Az bir para, ama çok şey öğreneceğim.
Farhan'ın babası: Beş yıl sonra ...Arkadaşlarını arabalar ve evler, alırken gördüğünde kendine lanet edeceksin.
Farhan: Mühendis olduğumda hayat bana hayal kırıklıkları getirir. O zaman sana lanet ederim. Ben kendime lanet etmeyi tercih ederim baba.
Farhan'ın babası: Herkes gülecek! Son sınıfta ayrıldığın için sana başarısız damgası vuracaklar.
Rancho: Köyümüzde yaşlı bir bekçi vardı, gece devriyesinde, Herşey yolunda diye bağırırdı. Ve huzur içinde uyurduk. Sonra bir hırsızlık oldu ve biz öğrendik ki o, geceleri göremiyormuş! Sadece "her şey yolunda" diye bağırıyormuş ve biz kendimizi güvende hissediyorduk. O gün anladım ki bu kalp kolayca korkabiliyor, onu kandırman gerekiyor. Ancak büyük bir sorun varsa kalbine, 'Her şey yolunda, dostum' dersen
Raju: Bu sorunu çözer mi?
Rancho: Hayır ama sen sorunla yüzleşmek için cesaretlenebilirsin.
Machine Class Professor: What is a machine? Why are you smiling?
Rancho: Sir, to study engineering was a childhood dream. I’m so happy to be here finally.
Machine Class Professor: No need to be so happy.Define a machine.
Rancho: A machine is anything that reduces human effort.
Machine Class Professor: Will you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir, anything that simplifies work or saves time, is a machine. It’s a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air. The fan. A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone. A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator. A machine! Sir, we’re surrounded by machines. From a pen’s nib to a pants’ zip- all machines. Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…
Machine Class Professor: What is the definition?
Rancho: I just gave it to you, Sir.
Machine Class Professor: You’ll write this in the exam? This is a machine- up, down, up, down… Idiot! Anybody else?
Chatur Ramalingam aka ‘Silencer’: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained. And by which means force and motion maybe transmitted and modified as the screw in its nut or a lever range turnabout a fulcrum or a pulley by its pivot etc. esp a construction more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanical elements as wheels, levers, cams etc.
Machine Class Professor: Wonderful! Perfect. Please sit down.
Chatur Ramalingam aka ‘Silencer’: Thank you.
Rancho: But Sir, I said the same thing in simple language.
Machine Class Professor: If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce College.
Rancho: But Sir, one must get the meaning too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition
Machine Class Professor: You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass.
Rancho: Sir, to study engineering was a childhood dream. I’m so happy to be here finally.
Machine Class Professor: No need to be so happy.Define a machine.
Rancho: A machine is anything that reduces human effort.
Machine Class Professor: Will you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir, anything that simplifies work or saves time, is a machine. It’s a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air. The fan. A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone. A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator. A machine! Sir, we’re surrounded by machines. From a pen’s nib to a pants’ zip- all machines. Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…
Machine Class Professor: What is the definition?
Rancho: I just gave it to you, Sir.
Machine Class Professor: You’ll write this in the exam? This is a machine- up, down, up, down… Idiot! Anybody else?
Chatur Ramalingam aka ‘Silencer’: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained. And by which means force and motion maybe transmitted and modified as the screw in its nut or a lever range turnabout a fulcrum or a pulley by its pivot etc. esp a construction more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts or simple mechanical elements as wheels, levers, cams etc.
Machine Class Professor: Wonderful! Perfect. Please sit down.
Chatur Ramalingam aka ‘Silencer’: Thank you.
Rancho: But Sir, I said the same thing in simple language.
Machine Class Professor: If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce College.
Rancho: But Sir, one must get the meaning too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition
Machine Class Professor: You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass.
Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Give me another chance,
I wanna grow up once again...
Aal izz well
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